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Optimist-ish Box

Sarcastic self-care in a box. Because pretending you’re fine is exhausting.

Welcome to the only subscription box designed for people who are trying—just not too hard. Each month, you’ll get a brand-new design that captures the chaos of existing with just enough humor to keep going.


We’re talking soft tees, bold hats, snarky stickers, and a surprise item for that sweet, sweet serotonin hit. Perfect for the mildly unhinged optimist or anyone surviving life with a glitter-covered meltdown.


Cancel anytime. Emotionally, too.

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