Welcome to Optimist-ish
The monthly subscription box for people who are trying… kinda.
 
Get a fresh dose of sarcastic self-care every month with a new original design that captures the essence of “I’m doing my best, but also… what is happening?”
 
Whether you’re functioning through chaos or just pretending to be fine with flair, this box delivers humor, comfort, and just enough optimism to get you through.
 
📦 What You Get Every Month:
1 exclusive unisex cotton t-shirt with that month’s original Optimist-ish design
1 matching trucker hat or beanie
2–3 high-quality vinyl stickers (share ’em or hoard ’em)
1 rotating surprise item (magnet, car coaster, keychain, patch, or other sarcastic delight)
✨ Delivered in a custom box with just enough pep to cancel out your passive aggression
 
💡 Examples of Past Box Themes:
“It'll be okay. Probably. Statistically. Maybe.”
“Burned-out Beaver: Building Dams, Not Giving Them”
“Surviving in Trash Conditions” featuring a raccoon peering out from a dumpster
 
🎯 Who This Is For:
Sarcastic optimists
Burned-out overachievers
Teachers, parents, introverts, or anyone hanging by a glitter-covered thread
Gift-givers who want something unique, handmade, and way more fun than socks (but maybe also socks)
 
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
All designs are custom – no repeats, no FOMO
Shirts are super soft and made to survive panic laundry
Hats are adjustable, breathable, and mess-hiding
Stickers are waterproof + weatherproof
Surprise item = serotonin in packaging
You’re supporting a small business with a big heart and a mildly unhinged sense of humor
 
🛒 Details:
Price: $45/each - 10% discount for monthly subscription!
Billing: Recurs monthly, cancel anytime (we get it)
Shipping: Free in the U.S. – we like you that much
Shirt Sizes Available: XS–3XL (Unisex fit)
Customization: Surprise item sometimes rotates based on surveys or seasonal nonsense